DOESN'T BEAR THINKING ABOUT

As if listening to Coldplay records weren't bad enough, now there's a whole slew of mental images we could do without as a result of discovring Chris Martin was naked when he wrote A Message:

"I wrote it naked I actually wrote it on a guitar, sitting on a sofa And I made sure that all the right bits were warm. In the middle of the night I thought I was either going to be sick or go write that song. So the song just came up, then I went back to bed."

And I don't know about you, but I can't read that without the phrase "pale, pointy penis" drifting into my mind. You know the sort.

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