FOOL, MONEY TO SPLIT

Is there anything more stomach-churning than the thought of a man spending a million pounds on a watch? How about a man spending a million pounds on a watch with his own face on it?. Step forward, Usher, you squalid little man.

Actually, if you've got some cash left over, can we interest you in a watch that has a pretty accurate summation of your career on it?

UPDATE 30-09-2012: This story has suddenly become popular again this week, so to celebrate, here's a picture of the watch in all its, um, glory: