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Let nobody think for a minute that Jessica Simpson is a bubble-headed idiot who views the poor and dispossesed as some sort of toy - she's much more stupid than that:

The singer turned actress has revealed that she tried to adopt a child from a Mexican orphanage when she was 16.

According to IOL.com she said: "That's what I wanted for my birthday but I couldn't legally get a baby across the Mexican border."

Apparently, her and her comedy partner ("husband") Nick Lachey are going to adopt - it's a great way of adding a character to their television series without Jessica actually having to ever be in the same room as Nick.

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