Saturday, September 17, 2005

CHESNEY'S FRAUD

Renee Zellweger has asked for us - the rest of the world - to leave her to be comforted by ex Jack White in privacy following the collapse of her marriage to Kenny Chesney. Which, you know, we might do were it not for her decision to go for an annulment rather than a divorce. What, ponders the world, and Entertainment Tonight in particular, does she mean that the marriage was fraudulent?

A joint Chesney-Zellweger statement has attempted to make sense of it all:

In a joint statement released to Entertainment Tonight, Zellweger and Chesney said "the miscommunication of this objective of their marriage at the start of is the only reason for this annulment."

Eh? What exactly does that mean? Did our joke about Renee believing it would lead to appearances on MTV hit the nail on the head?

The pair have issued separate statements asking to be given privacy, but even that's only stirred the pot further. If you're going to issue statements about fraud, runs the theory, how can you then issue releases saying "Please, don't discuss the really curious statement from yesterday. Thank you."


8 comments:

ian said...

I suspect he pretended to have had a UK no 1 with "the one and only"

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

The horror of discovering on your wedding night that it wasn't a real beauty spot, it was a rice krispie all along...

Anonymous said...

In the Belgian press, there's an article claiming she wanted a baby and thought he did too when they got married, except he didn't. That's it.

Anonymous said...

well she should go back to her true love jack white

Anonymous said...

jack is perfect for renee they make a great couple

Anonymous said...

I thought Kenny and Renee were both more intelligent than thinking a marriage would work after knowing each other for a very short while. I like both of them, but wonder why they thougt this would work.

Anonymous said...

I feel for Kenny and Renee, I'm proud of kenny for keeping his head on straight and not rushing into having children, there should be no rush, and you don't marry someone because your "clock is ticking" Kenny is in the highlight of his life and if Renee is not the one to share in that with him and simply be happy for him and go with it then he is better off without her although i'm sure it hurts him, and she better off with someone who has no life of their own that can dote on her and her needs

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

I can see what you're saying, Horsecrazygirl, but... wouldn't it have been equally stirring had Kenny not merely not rushed into having kids, but also not rushed into having a wife?

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