Thursday, September 29, 2005

IT WOULD ALMOST BE WORTH IT

We don't know why Elton John has decided to pimp himself out - perhaps he needs to replace the gilt on his guest bidets - but, for £850,000 you can hire him for Christmas. For a million, he'll leave David Furnish at home.

It would be kind of fun to have whip-round and book him, wouldn't it? Paying that sort of money, you could probably choose the setlist...


2 comments:

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Unknown said...

Of course if you had that kind of money , you could also have the party on a cruise ship, then you could invite your friends from all over the world to attend....I wonder how much EJ would want for New Year's Eve....and then you let him invite his musician friends to the part also....this really has possibilities....I've always wanted the first song at my wake to be "Funeral for a Friend.....Love Lies Bleeding" , never thought of having him appear live at it , since I wasn't gonna be there anyway.!
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