Wednesday, October 19, 2005


Who knew? It turns out that the constant application of bleach to Victoria Beckham's teeth might not be such a good idea - sure, it gives her a perfect smile (well, it would, if her face wasn't set in permanent grimace - although that could be down to someone pouring bleach into her mouth all the time) but it now turns out that it's quite possible she'll wind up without any teeth at all.

The irony is, of course, that as Beckham's toothypegs crumble into dust, Bez has just paid twelve grand to have a nice new set. According to The Sun Bike smashes, gum disease and boozing wrecked his mouth and his teeth were criticised by fellow celebs on Big Brother. So, nothing to do with spending the second half of the 80s and much of the 90s constantly grinding them, then?

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