Saturday, November 05, 2005


Star 107.9FM in Gloucestershire (we don't know their slogan, but we'll guess it's "Today's Modern Music Mix") organised a big bonfire party to show their support for James I's no-nonsense response to Fundamentalist Catholic Terrorism and, being slightly less well-funded than some other radio networks, couldn't run to a big star. So they hired David Williams, the bloke who was Robbie on Stars In Their Eyes.

Sadly, he proved to be a little too accurate, swore his head off and upset the children. (Although, in 2005, we suspect it would take a little more than someone saying 'it's fucking raining' to destroy the bright lights of hope that shine in a young child's eyes.)