3AM INFERNAL

We scan through the 3AM Girls Mirror column to bring you their payoffs. Why? Because with wit this razor sharp, you'll need to be prepared:

It's just one Shambles after another for Pete...
Well, it's always handy to have a back-up in case the modelling work dries up...
We won't tell a soul, love, promise...
It does wonders for the appetite.
Can't imagine how old Liz forgot to give Posh an OBE for her services to shopping!
We bet it was...

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