Thursday, January 26, 2006

DRAWNING CONCLUSIONS WITH VICTORIA BECKHAM

The news that Victoria Beckham has had four stars tattooed on her back is interesting - is she just accepting that she's a ****? Did she want to have the name of kids tattooed but didn't have the space? Or could it be that she's indicating she will remain fresh for three months in the icebox?

Beckham tattooActually, it looks to us that she's just a huge fan of the now defunct Southern Television and has chosen their old onscreen identity as a decoration. It might also explain why her husband has started to look more and more like Worzel Gummidge.