Wednesday, January 18, 2006


Surely, nothing we've ever said or done here can be considered as the Sun's snarky line as it announces that Kerry Katona is planning an acting career:

The star, who unveiled her comedy acting talent on Iceland adverts, has revealed that she is happy again with boyfriend Dave Cunningham but there are no plans to get engaged.

"revealed her comedy acting talent", eh? Not, you'll notice, her talent for acting and comedy. Sometimes, that paper really does have a way with words. Us, we'd have just said "tragic acting talent."