Sunday, March 19, 2006

DEAD MAN WORKING

As if life wasn't tough enough for Notorious BIG, what with the being dead and all, his life - erm, death - is just one long round of meetings with attorneys, DAs and so on. First of all, a judge has banned sales of 1994's Ready To Die album on the grounds that it featured uncleared samples from the Ohio Players. Somneone's going to have to cough up just a snitch over four million dollars in damages, too.

Meanwhile, another set of police have been set to try and work out who actually shot him. Since the LA Police may or may not have been implicated in the death, we imagine they've assembled a crack team of their best men to look into this. In other words: if you're in LA, you might notice some parking meters go unemptied for the next few weeks.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Be sensible: parking meters mean revenue so I doubt that the traffic wardens will be called into this. My guess is that a few police buildings will be decidely unkempt while the case is swept under the carpet by people who do that kind of thing for a living.

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