Friday, March 10, 2006


Let's hope this doesn't distract him from his work putting together that Katrina benefit: California has ordered Michael Jackson to close Neverland after non-payment of staff, failure to maintain worker's insurance and just generally being a bit freaky.

The animals are going to be cared for by a local zoo, we understand. Jackson is going to have to find about half a million dollars in back pay and fines.