ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT GROOMING

Another email from Cait M, this time reporting from, um, the Post Office:

Standing in the post office queue for ages yesterday I noticed a magazine called 'Contact' which I think is for people who use internet dating. Their lead strapline was: 'Robbie Williams: life, love and looking for a wife'.

Maybe he uses match dot com! Maybe my sister in law could 'wink' at him! She's desperate.

And that's the sort of 'looking for a wife' that means you don't have to actually speak to/meet/have physical contact with girls! Hey-hey!

Thanks for that, Cait... we would encourage you to try logging on to see if you could find Robbie, but we suspect he might use a slightly different site...

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