Thursday, March 02, 2006

ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT MOVING

Robbie Williams - who scientists are planning to use to measure the exact distance between 'money' and 'sense' - is buying a second house in LA because the back garden in his main house won't give him space for a full football pitch.

It's going to cost him another five million, but it's money well spent for Robbie, who likes the idea of having twenty-men playing about round the back.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why twenty? Two games of five-aside? Unlikely on one full-size pitch. You probably meant 21 (for two full-size teams), 22 (plus the ref), 24 (plus the linesmen) or 24,024(plus all the people who wishes he would follow George Michael into self-imposed exile).

Billy said...

I think it was supposed to be two full teams less Robbie (who would be on one of the teams). Therefore 20.

Pauly said...

nope got it, it's two full teams, robbie up front and only the goalie in front of him - he's already beaten off the rest of the opposing team.

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