Tuesday, April 04, 2006


No sooner had she signed a lucrative Asda modelling contract than Michelle Heaton suffers a heart murmur.

Apparently her new Wal-Mart bosses, when told of her condition, asked "a what murmur?"

1 comment:

jack swagger said...

Very few things make me cry. You make me cry. Not normal tears but the big ones, the ones that feel like Greenland's dead-man sweat. True to form, he eventually lashed out, killed his neighbor and his friend. Boo hoo.

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