Sunday, May 07, 2006

CHARLES, CAMILLA PLEAD PRIOR ENGAGEMENT

It's not easy to feel sympathy for Charles and Camilla, but even the hardest-hearted republican will feel a twinge imagining the poor couple getting invited to the beckham's conspicuous consumption in aid of charity party.

The royals muttered about how fabulous to be invited, but, ah, they're already... what night is it? Oh, then? How sad, they're going to see Anne that night. What, bring her as well? Well, they'd love to, but... the tables. Booked tables already, at the Pizza Hut... can't cancel... sorry, and that...