Wednesday, May 31, 2006

THE JOURNEY BACK HOME IS FULL OF PAIN

Apparently that East 17 reunion is still happening - I know, I know, you speak of little else around your water-coolers and electronic whiteboards. It sounds like the band are going to need a sit-down mid-gig. Tony Mortimer laments:

"I'm 35 now. I was the hear t throb of the band, now I'm the waistline."

"We've shelved the dance routines - friends went to the Take That gig and saw Gary was struggling with the dance moves so I don't want to be like that."


Wonder if they'll have an announcement posted up warning "Band may be too fat to dance" at the entrance, so people can choose a refund instead.