Sunday, May 28, 2006

MAYBE KEVIN ISN'T SO STUPID

Good lord, we never thought we'd find common ground with Kevin Federline, but it seems he isn't quite the complete dupe we may have thought; if we can believe the Sunday Mirror's Radar column:

BRITNEY Spears' marriage is on the brink because she was continually mocked by her loser hubby Kevin Federline.

Especially when it came to Kabbalah - the celebrity religion that Madonna introduced her to in 2003. Pals say she gave up her faith because of Kev, who never tried to understand the religion - and made jokes of it. Just kick him out, girl!


Of course, the fact that the cult demanded money and time that Kevin may have had other plans for (we imagine he was hoping to see what an actual jacuzzi of cash looked like) could have coloured his judgement, but someone who at least was prepared to point out to Britney that she was being suckered in to a cash-sucking peversion of religion sounds worth keeping around. It's a pity the Sunday Mirror seems to think that The Kabbalah Centre should be more important in Britney's life than some realism.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There seems to be some kind of unspoken showbiz rule that says that you can't take the piss out of someone's religeon, no matter how bonkers.
Call them fat, drunk, stupid, a coke hoover, an unfit mother or a sperm bank- fine. Mock whichever invisible sky wizard they've chosen to worship that week- verboten.

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