Friday, May 26, 2006

THAT'D BE SHAUN DUGGAN, WOULDN'T IT?

NME is embarking on a search to find the world's biggest Smiths fan - presumably they have a need for a list of balding vegetarian virgins in their late thirties and early forties. Maybe they're planning to build a master race in now empty floor of Kings Reach Tower once occupied by the Melody Maker. Or perhaps they've just taken delivery of some gladioli they're looking to offload.