Saturday, July 08, 2006

IS IT A BIRD... IS IT A PLANE... NO, IT'S THAT BLOKE OFF POP IDOL

We knew nobody could be that mild-mannered without having a secret, crime-fighting identity: Darius Danesh intervened in a pub-sited domestic battle; coming to the aid of a girl who was being attacked by blokes in a pub. Danesh then chased them down the street - we'd love to say he was singing his signature reworking of Hit Me Baby One More Time, but he wasn't.

They got away from Darius, but he's used to that: victory in television competitions, pop fame, violent thugs - all seem to be within his grasp and then just slip away. Police have arrested someone in connection with the assaults.


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