CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, IT'S NOT FOR WHAT YOU ARE - ONLY WHAT YOU'RE NOT

Hunting crazy pop star Bryan Ferry has taken advantage of the hunt ban to get himself some work modelling suits for Marks & Spencer - presumably he decided to splash out on some new trousers safe in the knowledge they won't get ruined by flying pieces of foxes being ripped to shreds in front of him.

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