THE OLD BOYS CLUB LEE

We're not sure who, exactly, MTV thinks is going to watch its new Totally Boyband project, which pulls together the talents of Dane Bowers, New Kids On The Block's Danny Wood, S Club's Bradley McIntosh, and 911 singer Jimmy Constable, 34, but it won't be Steps fans: Lee from Steps has been kicked off the show because he had a "bad attitude".

It's like there's some sort of pecking order even amongst those who have gone beyond washed-up (let's face it, most of these have been washed, dried, stacked in the back of the cupboard and are on the point of being given to a bric-a-brac store...)

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