Thursday, August 31, 2006


Not only is Paris Hilton having to cope with sluggish sales of her debut album, but she's had an injry to contend with, too: her pet monkey bit her.

Obviously, there was a flurry of activity, doctors called, injections given, vital signs monitored, as something like this can lead to a nasty transfer of diseases. But they're not happy that the monkey didn't pick anything up from Paris, and will be fine.