Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Are you sleeping with that girl? Tell the truth

The tabloids have started to lose interest in the doings of the McCartneys and the Mills - presumably because the divorce has stopped being quite so publicly messy - and so it seems that Paul McCartney TM has had to find another way of finding out what Heather's up to.

He's taken to phoning up her personal trainer to ask if they're having sex or in love or anything. Ben Amigoni even got invited to Macca's house. It's not known if he was asked to wear co-respondent shoes.