Robbie Williams is not getting anywhere with Lindsay Lohan

Remember a few months back Robbie - through, we suspect, more or less gritted teeth - was talking about how it's great nobody knows who he is in America?

It turns out to be a problem when you're hitting on a-listers.

Robbie apparently failed to create any interest from Lindsay Lohan at all - although, to be fair, she tends to be more interested in wetter types, with a small umbrella and perhaps a piece of fruit.

Someone watched him try his luck at a Hollywood party:

“Robbie was hanging around in the VIP area with his bodyguards when he saw his chance to chat up Lindsay.

“After making a bit of eye contact he went over. But she was having none of it. She just turned on her heels and walked away.”

“He seemed to be in a huge hurry and was hitting on every attractive girl in the vicinity.”

In a hurry? Like he was trying to get the whole girl business out the way as quickly as possible? Did he have something else to do that evening?

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