Jacko's lawyer's office must offer great muffins

Why else would Michael Jackson continually be trooping down to his lawyer's office? Now, he's decided that he finds himself short of a pot to piss in not because he's spent his millions on giraffes, paying off children he may or may not have touched and legal bills. Instead, it must be the accountants' fault.

So he's suing them.

Jackson suggests that they were taking two and a half million from him each year, but neglecting to pay any bills. The accountants have yet to comment.

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