Saturday, December 09, 2006

Mariah Carey battles with porn soundalike

Normally, we snort derisively when celebrities start to object to similar-sounding endeavours, but with Mariah Carey taking on Mary Carey, we must admit we've some sympathy for Mariah.

She's afraid a similarly named porn star might confuse her fans, and, let's face it, Mary Carey is known for prancing about in front of cameras with little on, and couldn't carry a tune if she was given a low-loader to help her. Furthermore, her artistic endeavours centre on panting and screeching. So similar to Carey, it's almost frightening.