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What cocaine does to your memory
In the space of one OK column, Kerry Katona manages to contradict herself something awful. First, she talks about being fined for using a mobile phone while driving:
"I was only calling Mark to see if he wanted anything from the chippy so it was a stupid move.
"I've got no one else to blame but I've learned me lesson - and got a £30 fine."
"I've got no one else to blame but I've learned me lesson - and got a £30 fine."
Thirty quid is a lot of Iceland Mini Sausage Rolls. But hang on, when she dealing with claims she's been texting ex-husband Brian McFadden:
"I don't even own a mobile at the moment, so how could I?"
Surely that would have been a cast-iron defence when the police stopped her using a mobile while driving?
Of course, this is a little like the time when Max Clifford stood up and told the press Kerry had never used drugs, ever shortly before Kerry told the press how she'd done a lot of cocaine after McFadden left her.
2 comments:
Well, much as I hate to defend the low-rent scouse hoover, both could be right. She could've lost her phone between being stopped by the cops and the alleged text messages to her ex-husband.
That said, anyone who uses a mobile whilst driving should be hit in the face with a spade.
"anyone who uses a mobile whilst driving should be hit in the face with a spade"
Looking at the last Iceland campaign, I think somebody already did.
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