Di-lye Minogue

Riding, as she has so often before, to the rescue: Kylie Minogue is coming to rescue the Diana memorial concert from obscurity.

Or, erm, possibly not:

A pop insider said: “We’re just signing off some details, but it all looks good.”

You'll note that it's not a Palace insider, or a Brand Minogue insider, or even Dannii - it's a "pop insider", a term so vague it could cover just about anybody from the bloke who delivers sandwiches to the round-the-clock legal team dealing with George Michael's driving adventures through to Cheryl Cole.