Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Paris Hilton: The Jonathan Aitken of, erm, whatever it is she does

Yes, in a bid to try and gain early release, ("to show she's changed"), Paris Hilton has found God:

Speaking from inside prison, she said she is reading the Bible in her cell and is seeing a spiritual adviser.

Paris, 26, added: "I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now I would like to make a difference. God has given me this chance. God has released me."

Presumably, she hasn't yet got to the bit in the Bible about camels, eyes of needles, and so on.