Saturday, August 11, 2007

Winehouse offered rehab; responds with catchphrase

Victoria Newton's notoriously unreliable Bizarre column has attempted to scoop the others with its Amy Winehouse coverage:

AMY WINEHOUSE fears she is on the verge of suicide – but still won’t go to rehab, I can exclusively reveal.

I can also disclose the disturbing development that the star had been smoking HEROIN on the night she overdosed.

Contrary to reports, Amy, who collapsed this week following a three-day drug and booze binge, is desperately ill.

It's all a bit of an embarrassing gear-crunch from Newton's now-forgotten Wino Watch, which attempted to make watching a woman drink herself to death into light entertainment.