Diana concert pockets £1.2million

The news that the Diana Memorial Concert, the event this summer which marked the end of the credibility of Ricky Gervais, has made £1.2 million quid for charity.

That's, ooh, roughly one-eighth of the costs of the inquest into Al-Fayed's conspiracy theories. I don't suppose the princes might like to use the cash to help out with that? No? Oh.