Saturday, February 09, 2008

Heather Mills and Paul McCartney come to an agreement

Good news. The McCartney-Mills divorce is reported to have been settled. Erm, again. But this time, the papers are at least agreed that rancour will be set aside.

More or less agreed: there's some £45million difference in the size of the settlements between the the Mail and the Mirror.

The Mail predicts Paul will cut a cheque for £55million; the Mirror suggests that Heather will have £10million to play with.

And The Sun? Gordon reports that McCartney hasn't been thinking about the divorce as he's been seeing Rosanna Arquette. Again.

We wouldn't believe a word of any of this until you've read it in the London Gazette.