Sunday, June 22, 2008

Rav rattles Madge marriage again

We'd imagine Rav Singh expects us to hear the voice of eve-of-war Neville Chamberlain as we read the opening of his latest dispatch:

I'M afraid I have more bad news to bring you about the MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE marriage crisis.

More bad news? It's hard to imagine, isn't it? Let's steel ourselves, shall we?
Now Madge's little brother CHRISTOPHER CICCONE has jumped on the bandwagon and written a tell-all book, Life With My Sister Madonna.

He'll spill the beans on a few secrets — including the state of her marriage.

A bookworm source said: "It's going to be brutal. We've heard about the fall-outs. He'll tell just how bad it is."

A "bookworm source"?

Erm... except didn't Madonna and her brother fall out years ago? So how exactly he will he be able to share any insights into the state of her marriage now? Isn't he - like Rav Singh - going to have to rely on hearsay and guesswork?


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