Saturday, January 31, 2009

Mozzer: My eyes! My eyes!

With the horrific possibility that to McFly, Lily Allen and Beth Ditto we might soon be welcoming people Googling for Morrissey naked - and with the strict warning that it's Not Safe For Anyone Who Has Recently Eaten - we're compelled to point to Morrissey-Solo's photo of Mozzer and his band nude, save for seven inch singles. With the words "click to enlarge" right underneath.

One of the band - on the extreme right - looks like he should have got a twelve inch remix. But it's fun with this sort of thing to spot the person who was least thrilled when they found out what the plan for the photoshoot was - I'm guessing the guy with the "oh, god, just take the bloody photo" look on his face to Morrissey's right.

With penises strapped to vinyl discs, there is some sort of needledick gag just waiting to be made, isn't there?

The picture is on the inner-sleeve of I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris, if you'd like to enjoy it in the privacy of your own home without having to worry about those new rules on extreme online porn.


Anonymous said...

Why do I already dread the press dragging out the old none of their business questions about Morrissey & his sexuality and the inevitably that this will somehow involve a number of them feeling the need to crack downright homophobic jokes about a bunch of naked men? Gordon Smart must NEVER see these pictures.

Simon Hayes Budgen said...


I'm sure you don't have to worry about Gordon Smart making jokes about Morrissey being naked. That sort of thing tends to be the behaviour you'd expect from a man who secretly really, really likes the idea of naked men, but doesn't want anyone to think he was gay.

Olive said...

You have to admit he's not in bad nick for a 50 year old.

Olive said...

Also, it's doubled the options for the truly lazy who get invited to fancy dress parties:

Got a white tube sock? Go as a member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Got an old 7" vinyl single? Go as Morrissey.

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

... and Iggy Pop could wear one of those 1980s clear vinyl singles.

Olive said...

Hah. Like there's anyone born since the second world war who hasn't seen Iggy Pop's co... oh. See what you mean.

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