Thursday, July 22, 2010

Gordon in the morning: Dry

The green room at Take That dates is going to be quite sober. Actually sober, as Gordon explains:

GARY BARLOW and the lads have agreed to ban booze backstage when they hit the road next year.

Enforced close-quartering with Robbie Williams and not even a Pernod and Orange to help you through? There's only one possible response to that:
GARY Barlow is planning to hike to the North Pole to raise cash for charity.

Yes, I think I probably would, too.

In other news, Gordon happily details the increased security Cheryl Tweedy is buying in, apparently unaware it's people trying to grab photos for people like him that are many of the people she's trying to make herself secure against.