Gordon in the morning: Nude as the news

Tossed into the Smart Bizarre pages this morning is this claim by Cara Lee:

Karen Gillan is nearly nude at Doc Who bash

Really?

KAREN Gillan turned heads last night — when she went out looking like she was in the buff.

Except, it turns out she wasn't nearly nude at all. Nor did it look like she was in the buff. She was wearing a long dress in that slightly unpleasant sticking-plaster colour. Still, Google won't know that, eh, Cara?