Monday, October 03, 2011

Gordon in the morning: No, don't tell me more

It's not just the big splash story on the Bizarre site this morning, but it gets the full "by Gordon Smart, showbiz editor" byline.

What revelation could be worthy of such attention?

Erm, that Wayne Rooney quite likes Grease.

Still, it allows Gordon to attempt to force some gender warfare down our throats:

That's a schoolboy error, Mr Rooney. It's a film for teenage girls.
[...]
All of those years sharing a TV remote with Coleen must've affected his mind.

Bizarre HQ will raid the Christmas party piggybank and send him the Die Hard and Rocky box-sets immediately.
Because, naturally, that's what boys watch.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like how the two examples he picks are a series of films where a man tries to show off his vest as often as possible and a series of films where various sweaty, oiled muscle-men try to make as much physical contact with each other as possible rather than the film that tells men that women will change everything about themselves when they don't meet the impossible standards of a man's peer group (even if that means making bloody Xanadu). Even in his sexist ways Gordon gets it wrong.

James said...

it gets the full "by Gordon Smart, showbiz editor" byline

Every time I read that, it reminds me of the scene in The Office when Tim and Dawn go through the signs Gareth's made for his interrogation room. "Gareth Keenan Investigates!"

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