Thursday, December 15, 2011

Bookmarks: Tom Ewing

As we reach the time of year when every publication pads out space with best-of lists, Tom Ewing is on hand to help if you're vexed by your favourite record not being in every list, at number one, forever:

Stage Three: Bargaining. As your anger cools, you realise that the only reason the writers could have made this mistake is ignorance. Perhaps if you use their comments box to list your own Top 50 of the year they will see sense. Yes! That must be it. Go on! Do it! Cut and paste any relevant stretches of their list to save time.