Monday, April 02, 2012

Gordon in the morning: Down under

Gordon has a curious tale this morning about Mel B apparently wanting to become Australian:

The married mum of three said: "I would love to become an Australian citizen."

Eldest child Phoenix, 13, has enrolled at a school in Sydney.

Mel added: "I've set up shop here. We are all really happy and settled."
There's little context to this surprising announcement.

Which is understandable, because the whole thing has been lifted - without any acknowledgement at all - from The Sydney Sunday Telegraph, which basically uses a few words to line up some photos of Scary.

In other words, Gordon is now pinching stories from glorified photo captions.