Gordon in the morning: Cargo hold

Oh, sweet Jesus; you're enjoying yourself in America only to open the newspapers and find that Ed Sheeran's there, too.

You drag yourself back across at the Atlantic, and he's over here too.

Still, there's one piece of good news: Delta have tried to help us all by silencing Sheeran:

He took to Twitter after an American airline misplaced his prized guitars.

He wrote: “So after Delta messing up the flight over here, they have lost both guitars. Bring back Cyril and Nigel.”

Ed needs the boys back sharpish because he’s performing at Radio 1’s Hackney Weekend tomorrow.

Perhaps the guitars ran away?

Gordon headlines the story "Sheeran incompetence", although I suspect staff at Delta knew exactly what they were doing.