Gordon in the morning: Up to his neck

Gordon goes to the Bond premiere, and gets confused:

DAME JUDIE DENCH appeared to have arrived at the Skyfall premiere via Essex.

The actress got her neck vajazzled with the 007 logo and was keen to show off her work to the snappers.

Isn't the whole point of "vajazzle" that it is very much about where it is? Does Gordon have such a very poor grasp of female anatomy?