Thursday, August 08, 2013

Gordon in the morning: A lucky break

Peeking across the Sun's mighty paywall this morning, you could be spending your cash reading about how a former Spice Girl is delighted she flunked a job interview:

GERI HALLIWELL doesn't have much faith in her own ability. Ginger Spice says it's a blessing in disguise that she didn't end up getting a judging role on X Factor as she'd have messed it up.
Yeah, that's right, Geri. When life gives you lemons, pretend you don't even like satsumas anyway.