Madonna: What's the opposite of clickbait?

Yeah, let's just pretend that this isn't happening, shall we?

Madonna
Pop star caught eating a man's butt
The photos showing the pop star leaking a man's buttocks just leaked!

It doesn't help that Nigeria's Pulse website seems to struggle with the idea of how buttplay actually works, but... yes, you'll find things are better if you just don't think about this again.