Britney Spears: Sweat not included

Someone is flogging Britney Spears' old sweatpants on eBay. The seller bought them five years ago, so has a genuine reason for sale (the soup they make from them no longer has any taste of Britney at all, so it's time to move on.):

You are bidding for the actual Pants worn on the DVD Front Cover of Britney's 1st Movie. They were designed by "Abercrombie & Fitch." She also wore them in the movie. I purchased them in June 2003 when Britney hosted her 1st ever online charity auction to raise money for her charity; "The Britney Spears Foundation." The pants come with a Letter of Authenticity HAND SIGNED by Britney Spears HERSELF!

Not just signed - but signed by Britney HERSELF with her HAND. Don't you hate it when pop stars use their feet to sign autographs?

We love the mention that they're Abercrombie & Fitch - as if someone might be reading the description thinking "it'd be great to do some sort of DNA scrape on those trousers, but they look like they might be from American Apparel... oh, hang on, they're not! I'll bid..."