Sticky Fingers

You know why we've never got into archeology? It's because whenever we've thought about buying a metal detector, we've never been able to find one which has been endorsed by pop star.

Thank god, then, for the Bill Wyman signature metal detector, yours for just £125. Bill has, indeed, signed the detector. Nowadays, Bill likes uncovering old things, of course, which is a bit of a change from when he was dating Mandy Smith.
[via Stereogum]