Gordon in the morning: Oh, look, it's women kissing

Someone - Gordon says "a movie website" but it sounds more like two blokes who don't get out much down the pub - has come up with a list of "top lesbian kisses". Obviously not actual lesbians actually kissing, but people pretending to be lesbians pretending to kiss.

Buffy top girlie kiss

Since Buffy doesn't actually develop an interest in women until season eight, a comic book embrace coming at the top of the poll might seem a little surprising. But it turns out Gordon doesn't mean Buffy - as usual, he's confusing the actor and the character:

BUFFY star SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR's snog with SELMA BLAIR has been voted the hottest ever lesbian kiss on film.

And that would be bisexuals kissing, if you wanted to get technical.

Never mind, because the whole article is really building up to the photo caption:

Lez be friends ... Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions

Lez be friends? Does Gordon realise that's one of the phrases which Alan Partridge throws at his lady lesbian guests in Knowing Me, Knowing You, as a demonstration of how cruel and ignorant he is?

Oh... and you remember Gordon tutting at people who take their clothes off in order to buttress their fame? Apparently it's not bad when Victoria Beckham does it for a pants advert, either

Ten

Top ten TV musical moments, as voted for readers of TV Guide Online (the world's most sophisticated electorate):
1. Buffy Musical Episode 27%
2. Elton doing 'Candle In The Wind' at Diana's funeral 9%
3. America: Tribute To Heroes (post sep'ven benefit) 8%
4. Eric Clapton doing 'Tears In Heaven' for his dead son on Unplugged 5%
5. MTV plays 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' for the first time 5%
6. Bill Clinton on Arsenio 4% (highest non-death related entry)
7. Whitney does the Star Spangled Banner at the '91 Superbowl 4% (not the only time you'll find the words "Whitney" "does" and "bowl" in the same sentence)
8. Premiere of the Osbournes 3%
9. "American Idol fever" (like Winter Vomiting Disease, we'd imagine) 3%
10. U2's Superbowl tribute to themselves ("victims of September 11th") 3%