Is Bieber a Hustler?

Leaving aside all the other concerns about the "business" for just a moment, why would Larry Flynt even think of approaching Justin Bieber to be the face ads for the Hustler club?

It's hard to imagine how you can make the idea of shuffling through a spunk bedribbled floorspace carrying overpriced drinks to watch commodified people miserably grinding to terrible music seem worse, but surely the thought that Justin Bieber might be sat at the table next to you with a halfcocked lob-on would be the way?

Hustler: Laughing in the face of teen pregnancy

We suppose, to be fair, the idea of superimposing Jamie Lynn Spears' face on a promo poster for Juno is mildly diverting, but it's not as funny as Hustler seem to think:

Hustler's Editorial Director Bruce David says, "We just couldn't let this one slip by us! The pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, it's too perfect! You can't make this stuff up!"

You can't make this stuff up? Yes you can - look:

Kevin Federline is going to have a baby with Lindsay Lohan

See? You can make this stuff up. It's very easy.

Although the general level of inventiveness at the magazine suggests that maybe they can't. This is the sort of thing they've done:

Kevin Federline, who is accredited as saying, "Even I wouldn't have fucked Jamie Lynn... unless there was some cash in it."

Yeah, she might be Britney Spears' sister, but she's still a sixteen year old girl. Is that really a fair thing to be publishing?