Chili Peppers turn out to have split

John Frusciante has officially been unofficially described as out the Red Hot Chili Peppers, says someone who knows, supposedly, but doesn't want to say who they are.

"Josh Klinghoffer has been playing with the group for a couple of months now," says the source. "Optimistically, the Peppers are trying to lock down a replacement for John, who has apparently quit.

"Mentally, John checked out a long time ago. He's interested in doing his own thing, his own albums - the whole big rock band machinery just doesn't appeal to him anymore."

To be honest, anyone whose departure would be leaked with the words "mentally he checked out long ago" is probably doing the right thing by stepping down.

Big Fleas got little fleas

Apparently, Flea is worried by someone pretending to be him online. Apparently, this person isn't really called Flea at all. Obviously, Flea isn't really called Flea, either, but this fake Flea is, well, a bloodsucker:

The bassist has written an email to the group's fans urging them not to pay attention to a cyber impersonator who has been sending out "racist and insulting and disgusting" messages using his identity.

Meanwhile, John Frusciante has been sending angry emails complaining that fans have been booing Chili Pepper opening act, Mickey Avalon. It's wrong to express displeasure in a public forum, you see. Unless you're John Frusciante writing emails to your fans, of course.