Gordon in the morning: How do you feel about working with The Sun?

Neon Trees turned up to do a Bizarre session for the paper. How did they react?

NEON TREES frontman TYLER GLENN has gone down in history as the only singer to vomit before a Biz Session.

I suspect quite a few have done so afterwards, though.

Gordon also has an "exclusive" interview with Charlie Sheen. Admittedly, this particular interview is exclusive to the paper, but surely you only put an exclusive tag on an interview if you're the only one talking to person in question. Given Sheen will shout half-thoughts out if he spots the Horizon FM Rolling Thunder truck in the street, getting him to talk is hardly an exclusive.

Beth Ditto: Spokesperson for a generation, when she gets her head out the bucket

I've tried reading this from ContactMusic a dozen times, and still can't understand how anyone thinks it is a sequitur:

The Gossip frontwoman admitted while she has grown up in many ways over the past few years, she hasn't become any more respectable.

She said: "I got drunk and simultaneously puked and pissed my own pants recently.

"If anything I have more opinions now because I'm not a kid anymore and I know what I'm talking about. I just think about things a lot more now."

No matter how many your opinions are, nor what quality they might be, if you're sat in a pool of vomit and urine, you might find it difficult to get people to take you seriously, Beth.

Winehouse: That Caribbean holiday's going well, then

The somewhat surprising decision to take a holiday in the sun rather than getting help seems to be working poorly for Amy Winehouse, as hotel staff report having to clean her suite of blood and vomit, and bloody vomit:

"It was sickening. They were horrified by the state of the room which looked like a bomb had hit it."

Presumably one of those bleeding-and-vomiting bombs that Hitler had been working on towards the end of the second world war.